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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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