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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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