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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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