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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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