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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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