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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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