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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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