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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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