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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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