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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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