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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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