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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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