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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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