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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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