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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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