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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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