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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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