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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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