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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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