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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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