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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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