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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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