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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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