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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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