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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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