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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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