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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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