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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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