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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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