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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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