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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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