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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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