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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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