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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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