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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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