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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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