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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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