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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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