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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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