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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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