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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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