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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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