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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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