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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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