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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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