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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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