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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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