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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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