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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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