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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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