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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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