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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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