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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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